I swear: I'm trying so hard. So hard, can't say. But I can't hold back.
....and it's really not my fault. While waiting for contacts, had nothing better to do but go checking the social-media... which is meanwhile often having similar effects upon my mind like watching TV-news (regardless what channel).
'T wasn't me, really. At least not my fault. I'm striving to improve...
I swear: I'm trying so hard. So hard, can't say. But I can't hold back.
....and it's really not my fault. While waiting for contacts, had nothing better to do but go checking the social-media... which is meanwhile often having similar effects upon my mind like watching TV-news (regardless what channel).
'T wasn't me, really. At least not my fault. I'm striving to improve...
Same my friend. I love you and I support your work, but sometimes I send your articles to my brothers and they’re like “what? I don’t understand this…”
I vote for even more sarcastically loaded sarcasm! I am also into black humor lately. Must be all the inanity in the current campaigning for the November elections in the U.S. Utterly fatuous at times. Pimps and whores offer better service than their American political counterparts.
I swear: I'm trying so hard. So hard, can't say. But I can't hold back.
....and it's really not my fault. While waiting for contacts, had nothing better to do but go checking the social-media... which is meanwhile often having similar effects upon my mind like watching TV-news (regardless what channel).
'T wasn't me, really. At least not my fault. I'm striving to improve...
I have to disagree with OP. Please don't force yourself to change anything, just write whichever way you feel like writing. We value the authenticity.
Same my friend. I love you and I support your work, but sometimes I send your articles to my brothers and they’re like “what? I don’t understand this…”
It's an acquired taste
Keep it this way. It means that there is still someone “normal” in our post-factual era ;)
I vote for even more sarcastically loaded sarcasm! I am also into black humor lately. Must be all the inanity in the current campaigning for the November elections in the U.S. Utterly fatuous at times. Pimps and whores offer better service than their American political counterparts.
....they definitely 'like' their customers more than the politicians...
Hah hah hah hah . . . and the customers like them even more, especially the working ladies! **LOL**
I love this sarcastic way of explaining situation/events.
Can't post an image, so I post a link (picture from popular Chernobyl series):
https://imgflip.com/i/90luk7
Lifted! ;-)