Good morning (or evening), everybody!
Please, join me in a minute of silence – for all those clicking on a link to a blog named SARCASTOSAUR, and then complaining that reading it is causing them headaches because of all the sarcasm.
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War is hell….
…which reminds me of the scenes that occurred at Chopin International Airport, outside Warsaw, the last week. Guess that only a few years ago, the mass of the mainstream media would start related reports with something like that the Presidents of Comoros, the Republic of the Congo, the Republics of South Africa and Zambia, the prime minister of Egypt, and a presidential envoy of Uganda were underway to ‘the troubled region of Eastern Europe where two brotherly Slavic nations are involved in a bloody armed conflict’.
They travelled in one aircraft with their bodyguards: another aircraft, operated by the South African Airways, followed on Thursday afternoon (15 June). This was loaded with around 100 additional bodyguards and some 20 journos – and was never announced to any of European authorities, not even to the air traffic control, and thus denied the overflight rights by several of EU/NATO countries already while on approach – including Italy and Hungary – which of course means that everybody in Europe (including all the illegal immigrants?) is a racist.
Moreover, once on the ground in Warsaw, the racist Polish authorities realised that the jet was carrying containers full of undeclared arms and amm…‘dangerous substances’. Thus, the aircraft was blocked and nobody left to leave for about 20 hours, as skilfuly reported by the journo here:
Hey: that’s Europe! Anybody with a diplomatic pass can carry as many guns as he or she likes… container-wise…. and if not, that’s racism!
….meanwhile, the noble statesmen continued their voyage to Kyiv by train, though with a much reduced security element, which jeopardised their safety in violent circumstances which are a product of the local Nazi regime. This was a bigger threat for their security than the fireworks in form of a brotherly Russian missile strike…which the spokesman of the South African president, Mr. Vincent Magwenya, promptly denied - although the resulting detonations (all the missiles were shot down by PSU) were clearly heard by about 3 million natives of the city (as far as they were not already inside air raid shelters).
….which is why his excellency, President of the South African Republic, Cyril Ramaphosa, then publicly corrected Magwenya - which the South African media entirely ignored…
Once back from Kyiv, they were left to continue their voyage to Moscow by aircraft, but this second jet was still impounded: the Polish left the ‘security detail’ to leave (some went to Russia, others back to South Africa) only on Saturday (17 June).
Meanwhile, during meetings with leaders of the racist and Western Nazi-supported area somewhere north of the Crimean peninsula in the Black Sea, and the brotherly- and progressive East-supported Russia, the honoraries in question expressed their deep concern about the food security, and their interest in maintaining longstanding, bilateral relationships.
They did not expect any forthcoming in Kyiv: everybody knows that the Nazi regime is not ready to negotiate. Ramaphosa did experience some unease to hear that the president of the brotherly Russian Federation, and a big friend and ally of his African National Congress party, was too busy deploying nuclear weapons to Belarus but to show any kind of interest in engaging in his ground-breaking, 10-point peace plan. Nevertheless, he’s sure: this was the first step to a deal that is going to bring peace and tranquility to the troubled, Nazis- and racism-terrorised area of Eastern Europe….
….nothing of which, so I’m sure, is explaining why about half of the population of Africa and the Greater Middle East, plus dozens of thousands of Russians are all trying to flee to Europe, but: is an obvious reason for my endless love for corrupt politicians and their incompetent aides…
Behold - the winner of today's SuperSnark badge. I really must design one so I can award it properly. Hail Sarcasto, president of Sarcastistan.
Yes, yes, nazi rasist west and nice Russian and Chinese people treat Africans as equal, aren't they? https://restofworld.org/2022/china-racist-livestreams-africa/
Uhm, maybe not so equal but at least Russia and China treat bribes in Africa equal as at home and that's what matter!